Happy Election Day, NOT.

On this ever festive election day I can't resist a post of political nature. Don't worry I'm not endorsing anyone. No really. I'm literally not endorsing anyone. I honestly couldn't give a flying pink elephant who we wake up to as President. It simply doesn't matter. Don't get me wrong, I did vote. But in the bigger picture it really matters not. I'm so excruciatingly happy that Ive come to this juncture in my life. This time last year I was a frantic/stressed/angry/bitter/pyscho-maniac and this whole election probably would've done me in. No matter who we wake up to tomorrow it will not effect me making my mom's spaghetti for dinner. The girls will lay no more or no less eggs. Chloe will not nip the kids any less hard and Elaina will still think the letter A stands for fish. Raise my taxes and we'll cut back a little more. again. Screw up our health care and we'll become even more locavore's, grasping all the health benefit's it bestows on us. Whatever, you're not really in charge any ways HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The last appointment I had with my cardiologist, yes at 35 I had a stinkin' cardiologist, he told me "you need to just relax" which of course at the time seemed like the single most asinine thing to say. I have since found someone else that says the same thing, Matthew 11:28, added bonus he actually gives instructions on how to do it! So tonight we'll open a bottle of what I'm not sure, turn on the tube and watch the results start to flow in and then I'll make the kids popcorn and they'll go to bed w/a story, just like last night, just like tomorrow night and presumably every night to come.